Maybe It's The Real Meaning~ A Post About Philosophical Thoughts At Night

Reality is a bit altered in your bedroom at 4:00a, a little bit of soft light streaming in through your curtains, the strange... almost otherworldly new look at all the items, the small messes and the scattered knickknacks you don't have the concern to pick up.
Its a strange feeling and it leaves you with even stranger thoughts. You look at things in a way you never thought to before.
It almost makes you shiver to think about it now.
I could easily call myself a night owl, I normally go to sleep around 3:00a, believe it or not.
I have a lot of trouble falling asleep, normally, and I can usually watch the first rays of light seep in through my curtains before I finally drift off.
This leaves me with a lot of time to think, and sometimes it doesn't take much to set me off on a long train of thought that keeps me up for hours. How about you? Do you experience this too, or am I just crazy? haha, but really. Tell me in the comments how you like the blog, how I can improve it, and what to post about next!
Also, first 15 page views! *Silent self-high-five*
See ya
OLAB

My hometown

Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash
Kick Ass! Mountain town!

-South Park, Asses Of Fire

I like to think of where I grew up, Humboldt County, CA, as a little mountain town. It was definitely a mixture of hippie and redneck white-trash. I liked it though, and it was home. Of course we moved away. Far, far away to a less quiet, redneck, small town into a much bigger place. Granted, I’d like not to reveal that place at the moment.
Honestly my old town isn’t really the same as it was before. It’s a little more big and corporate and changes are being made, but it’s still the same old town and I like visiting once in a great while. Now that I’m a little busier with my art and school, finding the time to visit is harder now and who wants to drive or fly that far to Humboldt County?
Anyways, sorry for the small post today, big stuff going on and I’m not finding easy time.
This is

Yepperootie! Its a post about strange words

Hiraeth- Homesickness

Incandescence- Glow

WOWIEZOWIEFROOTIETOOTIE- Exclamation

This is a post about strange, made-up words generated by the all powerful force...

of the internet.

Now, its not like I'm complaining, but the internet makes up a majority of the ways I talk and write. 

From suDDENLY CAPITALIZING THINGS TO INCREASE INTENSITY to weird insults, like "you paperclip" "you slice of cheesecake" and my all-time favorite, "you absolute coat hanger". 

Ah, good stuff. 

But now we get to the even weirder stuff. We make up words like the one seen in the title, the example given at the top of this post, and if you just google "weird internet words" 

Or not, and I'll just list some

-Nom nom- An eating exclamation favored by the internet

-Woot- Yup, another exclamation

-Dudevorce- Two bros sadly ending their

-Bromance- A bond between bros stronger than or equal in strength as that of a couple, bro. 

-ASDFJKL- KEYSMASH

And that is just the tip of the iceberg

Odd internet terms hold a special place in my heart

See ya

Maya

ARTIsT DU FRANCE

Okay, so
I asked my parents over email exactly.... WHAT I was and it turns out I'm FRENCH
OUI OUI BAGUETTE EIFFEL TOWER
But in all seriousness, lets get to the point.
I'm somewhat of an artist, I do commissions by the way, AND I'm French.
I was born on July 29th
Leonardo Da Vinci died on July 29th, and I thought that was a pretty cool little coincidence.
Anyways, if any of you want to see my art, just comment below. I will be posting an information post about commissions if any of you are interested,
*Distant voice* MAYA'S BECOMING A SELLOUT
O.O Anyways thats about it for this post, like I said, leave a comment if you want to see more or just want to say something.
The great thing about having a small, small blog is that you don't have to worry about spam clogging up your inbox, huh?
See ya,
Maya

Me

Wow, an entire post about me? That’s not conceited at alllll! 

No I’m just kidding... this entire blog is about me! So humble is kinda out the window, here. 

Well, I’m going to be completely honest here and tell you that I’m not being honest here because according to my parents when I was five and gullible, not telling people everything is lying. Well I’m a female, a lesbian, political and in a relationship... aaaaand that’s about it. I’m not exactly what you would call an adventitious go-getter, or a very interesting person, to be honest. I’m just humorous and pretty skilled at writing?? 

Though of course I’m not what you would call an average Joe, I do have my quirks. 

(*cough cough* imaddictedtosouthpark *cough*) 

Now don’t lynch me, but I’ve never seen a marvel movie in my life, excluding WW, because who hasn’t seen Wonder Woman. 

I have, however, seen a couple of the Batman movies and Black Panther... is Black Panther Marvel? I don’t know if he’s DC... wait isn’t Wonder Woman DC? Oh god, see this is why I stick to Coon And Friends, it’s a lot more simple. 

Now with everything I’ve said, don’t forget to leave a comment because it just makes me happy when I get comments, okay? Imeanthatisifyouwanttoimeanitsyourdecisionandallanditsnotlikeishoildevenbet-

See? 

I’m trying to make this original, okay?

I think everything’s been done already.
So this is just a blog similar to that of my friend’s... RIP Lib’s Life.
But somehow after failing at two blogs that I still haven’t deleted I thought this would be somhow a good idea??? Anyways, I’m trying to take this a little seriously and hope it doesn’t end tragically and unceremoniously or blow up in my face.
Anyways, I’m kind of a little different from your average human, due to the fact that I’m very gay and very anxious and very inconsistent. So don’t expect a consistent updating schedule until I figure this out a little more and get the hang of this foreign “blog” you speak of. Now, I’m going to write random posts and schedule them to come out at different times, so new news will be probably old new by the time you’re notified of the news. Make sense? No? Too bad, because I’m already done.
This is the very gay, very French Maya, signing out.